Oy!

Not a Maori exclamation, but I'll give you some of those in a minute! Sorry I've lagged behind, folks. You know the saying, though, 'when you go on holiday, you work twice as hard the week or so before holiday and twice as hard when you come back.'

So, I wanted to start out with these phrases because they are dirty, but decided instead to end the week with them. Not that it's the end of the week right now, but it's the eve of hump day and that's close enough. ;)


Here goes:

Wanker = Pokotiwha
Poor-caw-tee-far

Bitch = Witi
Witty

[wait a minute...I thought they were complimenting my humor!]

Fuckhead = Upokoai
oo-pook-or-eye